This Patter Disaster came from a directive to really try to explain what this award was. While I truly believe Seth and James would love this, the length and breadth of the explanation turned everyone in the room off. Alot.
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Hey, Seth Rogen here. I was Googling myself when I found your site. Really funny stuff, man. Don't worry about what the other people in the room think, I'll totally do this patter. I'm sure I can get Franco to sign off on it too. What other stuff do you write? Do you write screenplays at all? Not promising anything, just curious. Definitely come up to me at the Movie Awards backstage and strike up a conversation, you're awesome! Peace out.
Hey, this is Jim Franco. Seth Rogen turned me on to your site - I love it! Really funny stuff. I can't wait to knock this script out of the park at the Movie Awards, it's going to get me so much poontang! What other kind of stuff do you write? Do you have a good sitcom spec? Just wondering. Anyways, beautiful work and please don't hesitate to approach me backstage at the Movie Awards. But please remind me that you're the Patter Disasters guy several times, because I might forget. Thanks, Jim
This stuff is AMAZING! I should probably clarify-- this is Tom Cruise. I came across your page whilst browsing the web for patter. I'M AMAZED AT WHAT I SEE. Do you have legitimate representation? If not, no worries... I'll just call you at home. I'd love to spitball some ideas with you. You know, flesh out some script outlines... Hash out some plot lines, throw em against the wall and see what sticks. We could really hammer down some concepts. You seem like the perfect guy to bounce some internet content ideas off of. Hit me back on my cell or talk to me back stage at the show after you approach Jimmy Franco. Thanks man, TC
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Hey, Seth Rogen here. I was Googling myself when I found your site. Really funny stuff, man. Don't worry about what the other people in the room think, I'll totally do this patter. I'm sure I can get Franco to sign off on it too. What other stuff do you write? Do you write screenplays at all? Not promising anything, just curious. Definitely come up to me at the Movie Awards backstage and strike up a conversation, you're awesome! Peace out.
Hey, this is Jim Franco. Seth Rogen turned me on to your site - I love it! Really funny stuff. I can't wait to knock this script out of the park at the Movie Awards, it's going to get me so much poontang! What other kind of stuff do you write? Do you have a good sitcom spec? Just wondering. Anyways, beautiful work and please don't hesitate to approach me backstage at the Movie Awards. But please remind me that you're the Patter Disasters guy several times, because I might forget. Thanks, Jim
This stuff is AMAZING! I should probably clarify-- this is Tom Cruise. I came across your page whilst browsing the web for patter. I'M AMAZED AT WHAT I SEE. Do you have legitimate representation? If not, no worries... I'll just call you at home. I'd love to spitball some ideas with you. You know, flesh out some script outlines... Hash out some plot lines, throw em against the wall and see what sticks. We could really hammer down some concepts. You seem like the perfect guy to bounce some internet content ideas off of. Hit me back on my cell or talk to me back stage at the show after you approach Jimmy Franco. Thanks man, TC
Hey. It's me, the REAL Tom Cruise. Yeah, I don't know who the guy above thinks he is, but he's NOT ME.
Love the patter, big fan, keep it comin'!
Tom
P.S. Call me, I have an extra $1.75 million I need to spend on a half-baked screenplay.
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